"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."
This is my next pick-up line.
"A girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair.
(Source: c0ntemplations, via g-ag-a)
Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.
"i have a problem i can’t control"
"stop having that problem omg"
people always get so angry at me for doing this and it really hurts.
print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything